So two finger scrolling has always worked for me even after the latest Chrome 32 update with all the updated touch stuff. Then I reformatted my SP2 and now it won't work. Don't tell me to use IE. I have addons that I use daily that are not available on IE and I can visually see IE loading pages slower than Chrome. Edit: Oh my god I finally friggin figured out what it was, for some reason, you need to install a Chrome Theme to make it work.