Really. USB and MicroSD on the Surface is not a better value than Apple's lightning port? That doesn't make any sense to me at all.
Magicrobots --
It's not supposed to make sense to you. You're supposed to smile, and say, "Oh, yes, of course!"
A couple more tidbits:
Re: "Apple has famously kept USB ports and data-card readers from of its iOS devices to limit the movement of files that it cannot control."
Steve Jobs lives! Rumors of his death were greatly exaggerated!
Re: "Apple offers the best overall value when compared with Microsoft's tablet products."
Wow! Are you surprised? No? Well, you're supposed to be surprised.
It would be funny if it weren't so predictably silly.
Take care,
Russ