Randy Grein
Sigh. This could have been written by any (apple hating) IT staff. Lots of errors, misinformation and just plain bad attitudes:
business-focused application payloads. Over a half million apps and you can't find any business focused ones? Spreadsheets, word processing and presentation software not enough? How about a few databases then? Mine is full of key software like polycom client, encrypted password safe, and network utilities. I can't rightly claim wi-fi spectrum analyzer because I haven't bought the antenna yet ($99). If I choose I can use it as an external display (thanks to Air Display), manage infrastructure with a variety of clients (RDP, Citrix, VNC, terminal and ssh).
Disorganized App store? Hmm, well, organization is very much in the eye of the beholder, but few people have trouble finding something they need in the App store. Perhaps you were looking for an explicit map, which won't work for the volume of choices there. Try using search - word processor turned up 30 hits before I stopped counting, ranging from $29 to free. Same with spreadsheets, I stopped counting at 30. How about drafting applications? There are several that are quite good for rough drafts.
I will happily agree that performance of the mini is 'sedate' compared to a current I5 powered laptop, but you miss the entire point of mobile computing, just as you clearly miss the entire history of the PC revolution. IT did not adopt PCs, they were brought in by users who needed computing power IT didn't provide - BYOD. Networks were not brought in by IT; finance and other divisions started hooking up PCs so they could share files. I can't think of a single major innovation that IT brought in that directly benefits users, so it makes sense that the current invasion of mobile devices was not blessed by IT. The funny part is how much print is wasted in this industry talking about Innovation, when we are perhaps the least innovative discipline in business.