...I'm getting frustrated enough to call my bank about a chargeback, how did they not fix this after a month?
Are you *sure* that you have a new firmware?
Post what's on the "Driver" tabs, plus what's shown on the corresponding Properties -> Details -> Property -> Hardware ids
Not entirely sure where this is. Looking at the firmware drivers in device manager all shows pre 1/14 dates. However, when I look at my Windows Updates logs it says I got an Update for Windows 8.1 for x86-based systems (KB2903939) on 12/14....
So despite getting an update when I logged off that night, it appears I actually don't have one?
Thanks again!